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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:43
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
No go.
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
What does "feeling like your life is over" mean and why is it not in any dictionary online?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts